Fandom 5k 2020 letter

[carpe_noctem]

GENERAL DNWs

• violent noncon/rape — I don't mind forced sex, as long as there are no detailed descriptions of physical violence. Likewise, I'm ok with both dubcon and with situations that might make consent unclear (drunken sex, sex pollen, fuck or die scenarios, etc.)
• omegaverse/mpreg
• anything that emphasizes gender like crossdressing, genderbends, trans headcanons, etc.
• AUs, with the exception of canon "what if?" scenarios and time-travel.
• scat, emetophilia, or anything involving non-sexual bodily fluids in sexual contexts (exception being saliva).
• gore and character death, but canon-typical violence is more than ok.
• 2nd person POV

GENERAL LIKES

Gap moe • size difference • boss/henchman relationships (with the henchman being either super loyal or bidding their time to betray the boss) • dirty talk • bratty characters being put in their place by the other half of the ship (either sexually or with just plain authority) • outsider POV • alternative POV (does canon follow X? Have the fic follow Y!) • possessiveness • villain crushing on/lusting after a reluctant hero • animosity as a way of avoiding dealing with ~feelings~ • less experienced character being taught the ropes by a more experienced one • canon mechanics (magic, technology, etc.) being used for sex.

❤️SPACELORDS❤️

While the game is free, unlocking all the lore requires grinding for points while playing specific factions, in addition to reading weapon and skin descriptions. In case shooters/brawlers aren't your thing, or you're like me and turns out you're not that great with the characters that give you the points you need, I've compiled all the relevant lore here.

Lycus/Schneider

• Lycus and Schneider are assigned a mission that goes wrong, leaving them stuck together away from the other raiders. Though they initially try to leave each other for dead, their situation and spending time together makes them realize that their animosity might actually be caused by unresolved sexual tension.
• Schneider has absolutely no idea of how to deal with having a crush on a man, let alone Lycus. Rather than attempt to have a conversation with Lycus and risk get mocked for it, Schneider decides to act like an overbearing stalker with the hopes of finding something that will finally convince him that Lycus is as awful and unattractive as he's sure he is — unfortunately, it has the opposite efffect.
• Lycus notices how obsessive Schneider is with his crushes, so he decides to make him fall for him so he can humiliate him later. Except that when the time comes, Lycus realizes that while he still enjoys bothering Schneider, now he genuinely likes him, too.

❤️JUSTIN AND THE KNIGHTS OF VALOUR ❤️

Heraclio/Sota

• Sota always dreamed of marrying a knight, but he figured he never would be able to do so - first, for being a man, and after he became a mercenary, because he was sure no knight would ever want a criminal. But then Heraclio shows up and he's literally everything he's dreamed of but without the moral code to get in the way, so he becomes absolutely decided to go out with Heraclio.
• After being exiled, Heraclio decided the only person he could trust was himself, but the longer he spends with Sota, the clearer it becomes he stopped being just a henchman quite a while ago.

❤️THE LEGO BATMAN/SUPERMANSION ❤️

Black Saturn & Lego Joker

• After thwarting a robbery attempt at a toy store, Saturn ends up taking home a figure that reminds him a lot of the Groaner — except the toy is alive, and horrible distressed at the fact that someone would get only him and not Batman because they're a set. While tracking down Batman (who either went missing or was bought after the robbery), Joker's relationship with Batman makes Saturn realize exactly what he'd like out of his relationship with Groaner.

❤️HELLBOY ❤️

Nuada/John

• An ancient elven tradition estates that wars can be settled via marriage, and for some reason or another, John ends up being the only eligible candidate for it. Since they're stuck together for the foreseeable future, John decides the best use of his time is both to try to understand elves better, and maybe make Nuada dislike humans a little less.