Yuletide 2019 letter

[carpe_noctem]

Hey there, author! I know my requests are all from pretty obscure/small fandoms, so either because we matched, you picked up a PH or you're planning to treat me, I can't tell you how excited I am that you're here! 

My Ao3 username is deadlyweiss 

DNWs:

violent noncon/rape — I don't mind forced sex, as long as there are no detailed descriptions of physical violence. Likewise, I'm ok with both dubcon and with situations that might make consent unclear (drunken sex, sex pollen, fuck or die scenarios, etc.) • omegaverse/mpreg • anything that emphasizes gender like crossdressing, genderbends, trans headcanons, etc • AUs, with the exception of canon "what if?" scenarios and time-travel • scat, vomit, or anything involving non-sexual bodily fluids in sexual contexts • gore and character death, but canon-typical violence is more than ok • 2nd person POV

 

LIKES:

Gap moe • size difference • boss/henchman relationships • dirty talk • bratty characters being put in their place by the other half of the ship (either sexually or with just plain authority) • outsider POV • alternative POV • possessiveness • animosity as a way of avoiding dealing with ~feelings~ • less experienced character being taught the ropes by a more experienced one • canon mechanics (magic, technology, etc.) being used for sex.

 

♡ THE BOSS BABY

 
Francis E. Francis/Bootsy Calico

- Bootsy was raised by cats, Francis really, really likes dogs, they both team up to bring down Baby Corp and end up being evil boyfriends.
- The reason Bootsy's family are still kittens is because they were the test subjects for Francis' forever puppy formula.
- The thing about cats is that if you're not careful, they will take over your life. 

 

♡ FLY ME TO THE SAITAMA
 

Akutsu/Rei

- Momomi's nightmare doesn't stop at the kiss.

- Akutsu and Rei end up in a (increasingly ridiculous) competition with each other to see whether the Chiba or Saitama style of wooing is superior.

- Akutsu and Rei go to an autum festival together.

 

♡ SPACELORDS

 

While the game is free, unlocking the lore requires some amount of grinding for points. In case shooters/brawlers aren't your thing, I've compiled all the relevant lore here and you can watch a compilation of all the cutscenes here.
 

Lycus Dion/Schneider

- Schneider decides to approach his crush on Lycus like he did with Aneska, that is, by being an overbearing stalker.

- Lycus notices how obsessive Schneider is with his crushes, so he decides to make him fall for him so he can humiliate him later. Except that when the time comes, Lycus realizes that while he still enjoys bothering Schneider, now he genuinely likes him, too.

- After sleeping together a couple of times, Schneider decides he wants to take charge, Lycus lets him because a determined Schneider is also a very, very enthusiastic Schneider.
- Schneider tries to make a "brain+brawn" couple dynamic for him and Lycus, but it never works because that would require Lycus to listen to him for more than five minutes.

 

♡ THE TICK

Though I recommend watching the whole show because it's great, the most relevant episodes are The Tick vs Chairface Chippendale and The Tick vs Science. In this particular case, I also don't mind if you want to incorporate elements of the comic version of the canon (like Chairface's son, for example) as long as they don't directly contradict the cartoon.

Chairface/Dean

- What do the other supervillains know about Chairface that one of them just happened to decide that a big, beefy henchman was the best possible birthday gift for him?

- Chairface loves how strong Dean is, so he gets him to do stuff that shows it off like moving things around the house, beating up superheroes, etc.

- Much to Chairface's disbelief, Dean actually finds him very attractive.