RPE 2023

[carpe_noctem]

You can find me on Ao3 as deadlyweiss

DNWs

• omegaverse/mpreg
• violent noncon/rape — I don't mind it as long as there are no detailed descriptions of physical violence. Likewise, I'm ok with both dubcon and with situations that might make consent unclear (drunken sex, sex pollen, fuck or die scenarios, etc.)
• unrequested crossdressing
• vaginal penetration
• unrequested AUs, with the exception of canon divergence.
• scat
• emetophilia
• 2nd person POV
• lapslock

GENERAL LIKES
Gap moe • size difference • dirty talk • bratty characters being put in their place by the other half of the ship (either sexually or with just plain authority) • outsider POV • alternative POV • possessiveness • animosity as a way of avoiding dealing with ~feelings~ • less experienced character being taught the ropes by a more experienced one • canon mechanics (magic, technology, etc.) being used for sex • fake dating • angsty endings for star-crossed lovers


FANDOMS

LITTLE DEMON - Michael/Satan
I adore the concept of Little Demon's angels and I liked watching Satan being an asshole that sometimes just so happens to stumble into an emotion that isn't completely self-serving, and I think they should get to kiss between all the murder attempts.

• I would like to see them as bitter exes who can't stand each other in the present because they had a messy break-up even before Satan was kicked out of Hell.
• Give me Satan, reluctant archangel superfan who has Michael as his bias and will absolutely kill someone for a limited piece of merch (and will also kill anyone who ever finds out about how he actually likes the whole boyband act).
• Satan spent millennia convinced that angels are oblivious to everything but the mildest displays of physical affection, when he and Michael finally fuck, Michael turns out to be really kinky.

THE TICK - Chairface/Dean
In this particular case, I don't mind if you want to incorporate elements of the comic version of the canon (like Chairface's son, for example) as long as they don't directly contradict the cartoon.

• Tell me about how they celebrate special occasions! Chairface went all out for his own birthday, so what about their anniversary, Dean's birthday, and so on? Do they attempt to pull of something even more grandiose? Do they mean to spend some quiet time together but keep getting interrupting by heroes thinking they're up to something nefarious?
• They obviously don't have faces, so how does things like kissing work? Do the just have to come up with alternatives instead?
• After Chairface fails to steal The Tick's body, Dean cheers him up by assuring him he's much more as he is that the Tick could ever hope to be (bonus point if that's how they end up getting together).

ZOMBILLENIUM - Jaggar/Francis
While the movie takes several beats from the comic, the movie is actually a prequel and not an adaptation, and it's not a required watch for Francis's and Jaggar's storyline. The comic can be found in e-book form in english via Kindle (I've read up to volume 5, so if you have access to it and want to include things from it, don't be afraid of spoiling me), and physical copies are available in retailers like Amazon.

Francis and Jaggar are opposites in design, personality and goals, and I adore every single second of interaction that comes out of it, from Jaggar pushing Francis’s buttons, to Francis coming up with ways to outsmart Jaggar, to them simply beating the shit out of each other. I’m also of the idea that Jaggar’s line about handsome demons is meant to be read as him being attracted to men, and if angry monsters are the most handsome, then it’s only logical that the guy whose life work he ruined by stealing his job is the most handsome.

• I really dig the idea of Francis and Jaggar already knowing each other but not quire realizing it, sort of like Gretchen and Charlotte, so take my word for it when I say you have 100% free rein to go wild regarding ideas of how to make it happen. A one night stand so long ago neither of them really remembers? A relationship that went bitter because Jaggar thought the idea of the park was stupid? They met briefly at a party and they thought the other was handsome before finding out their world views are fundamentally incompatible?
• Them having a tense, sordid affair during the run of the comic, with lots of bad, lust-fueled decisions.
• Jaggar promises to intervene on behalf of the park if Francis begs, he gets off on seeing how far he can push Francis before he either gives in and begs or accepts out loud that his pride is worth more than a shot at helping the park.

WARLOCK

• You know how some people claim witches had sex with demons and how there's a scene where Warlock goes on about how men can be witches? I like the idea of Warlock being promised to be Satan's son because that's usually what men who practice dark magic aspire to, but what Warlock really wants is to be Satan's bride. (If you want to take it a step further so he wants to be both, be my guest.)
• Warlock knows that genuine affection is beyond their kind, but Satan offers just enough sex/affection for Warlock to believe that he will keep his end of the bargain when he finally finds all the pieces of the grimoire.
• Basically, I love the idea of all sort of weird magical lore being real and of Warlock being willing to go to greats lengths for power, so feel free to tell me all your thoughts about how getting dicked by a demon is going to make him super powerful, or something.