Candy EX 2023

[carpe_noctem]

 DNWS

• omegaverse/mpreg
• violent noncon/rape — I don't mind it as long as there are no detailed descriptions of physical violence. Likewise, I'm ok with both dubcon and with situations that might make consent unclear (drunken sex, sex pollen, fuck or die scenarios, etc.)
• anything that emphasizes gender like crossdressing, genderbends, trans headcanons, etc.
• unrequested AUs, with the exception of canon divergence.
• scat
• emetophilia
• 2nd person POV
• lapslock
   

GENERAL LIKES

Gap moe • size difference • dirty talk • bratty characters being put in their place by the other half of the ship (either sexually or with just plain authority) • outsider POV • alternative POV • possessiveness • animosity as a way of avoiding dealing with ~feelings~ • less experienced character being taught the ropes by a more experienced one • canon mechanics (magic, technology, etc.) being used for sex • fake dating • angsty endings for star-crossed lovers

FANDOMS

CODENAME KIDS NEXT DOOR - Father/OMC

Father is one of those characters that I would love to see in a ship but for whom the available options, frankly, don't do much for me. As for Father himself, I love him both as a menacing, competent villain and as a guy who never got over his daddy issues and would rather sulk about them, so feel free to pick whatever approach you like best.

 

• He ends up dating a guy whose only flaw is that he loves children, said boyfriend is only pretending to love them because he assumes anyone taking care of five must do it out of love.
• Father is the crush of a teenage aspiring villain.
• Father gets depressed around Valentine's day, so in an attempt to spare themselves of the dramatics, either the Delightful Children or another adult sets him up on a blind date.

CROSSOVER FANDOM - Jaggar (Zombillenium)/Count Dracula (Screamland)
I love the idea of using monsters to represent the worst side of business, and I think both Jaggar and Dracula are awful enough (albeit in different ways) that they'd be very fun together! Specially because while they share the same cutthroat nature on the surface, Dracula's resigned himself to living in the world of men, while Jaggar still thinks monsters can take over.

•  Zombillenium needs a new commercial and Jaggar calls in an old favor to get Dracula to appear.
• Jaggar thinks Dracula will understand his goal of a monster uprising, Dracula is too old and tired to care.
• Drinking blood as a romantic/sexual gesture that non-vampires usually find weird.

MAXIMUM IMPACT - Tony/Ian
These two are my absolute favorite part of this movie and I love everything about them: from how Ian is so used to the way Tony works that he's the first to raise his hand to answer a question, to their matching outfits, to Ian telling Tony he still looks young. (And, of course, the size difference between the actors is a huge plus.)

• Tony still has his old Shaolin Cop costume lying around somewhere and Ian indulges him by asking him to wear it.
• Tony hires Ian because of his skill as a mercenary, decides he's a keeper based on something small like him making coffee the morning after they first sleep together.
• First kiss/first time having sex after completing a very dangerous job.

THE TICK - Chairface/Dean
For these two, I don't mind if you want to incorporate elements of the comic version of the canon (like Chairface's son, for example) as long as they don't directly contradict the cartoon.

• What do the other supervillains know about Chairface that one of them just happened to decide that a big, beefy henchman was the best possible birthday gift for him?
• Chairface loves how strong Dean is, so he gets him to do stuff that shows it off like moving things around the house, beating up superheroes, etc.
• Much to Chairface's disbelief, Dean actually finds him very attractive.
• Things like kissing are pretty much impossible when both people involved don't even have faces, so Chairface and Dean have to get creative.
• Tell me about their Valentine's plans! Do they stay in and have a quiet, intimate date? Do they go all out? Do they give each other a sexy surprise? Do they break the other out of jail so they can spend it toghether?

WARLOCK - Satan/Warlock

• You know how some people claim witches had sex with demons and how there's a scene where Warlock goes on about how men can be witches? I like the idea of Warlock being promised to be Satan's son because that's usually what men who practice dark magic aspire to, but what Warlock really wants is to be Satan's bride. (If you want to take it a step further so he wants to be both, be my guest.)
• Warlock celebrates the witches' equivalent of Valentine's day (by preparing a sacrifice, offering himself in a sex ritual, etc etc).
• Basically, I love the idea of all sort of weird magical lore being real and of Warlock being willing to go to greats lengths for power, so feel free to tell me all your thoughts about how getting dicked by a demon is going to make him super powerful, or something.

ZOMBILLENIUM  - Jaggar/Francis

Francis and Jaggar are opposites in design, personality and goals, and I adore every single second of interaction that comes out of it, from Jaggar pushing Francis’s buttons, to Francis coming up with ways to outsmart Jaggar, to them simply beating the shit out of each other. I’m also of the idea that Jaggar’s line about handsome demons is meant to be read as him being attracted to men, and if angry monsters are the most handsome, then it’s only logical that the guy whose life work he ruined by stealing his job is the most handsome.

• I really dig the idea of Francis and Jaggar already knowing each other but not quire realizing it, sort of like Gretchen and Charlotte, so take my word for it when I say you have 100% free rein to go wild regarding ideas of how to make it happen. A one night stand so long ago neither of them really remembers? A relationship that went bitter because Jaggar thought the idea of the park was stupid? They met briefly at a party and they thought the other was handsome before finding out their world views are fundamentally incompatible?
• Them having a tense, sordid affair during the run of the comic, with lots of bad, lust-fueled decisions.
• Jaggar promises to intervene on behalf of the park if Francis begs, he gets off on seeing how far he can push Francis before he either gives in and begs or accepts out loud that his pride is worth more than a shot at helping the park.
• They kiss in the heat of the moment during a fight and Francis hates how messed up it is that he enjoyed it.