Yuletide 2022

[carpe_noctem]

You can find me on Ao3 as deadlyweiss 

DNWS

• violent noncon/rape — I don't mind noncon as long as there are no detailed descriptions of physical violence. Likewise, I'm ok with both dubcon and with situations that might make consent unclear (drunken sex, sex pollen, fuck or die scenarios, etc.)
• omegaverse/mpreg
• anything that emphasizes gender like crossdressing, genderbends, trans headcanons, etc.
• unrequested AUs, with the exception of canon divergence.
• scat
• emetophilia
• 2nd person POV
• lapslock

GENERAL LIKES
Gap moe • size difference • dirty talk • bratty characters being put in their place by the other half of the ship (either sexually or with just plain authority) • outsider POV • alternative POV • possessiveness • animosity as a way of avoiding dealing with ~feelings~ • less experienced character being taught the ropes by a more experienced one • canon mechanics (magic, technology, etc.) being used for sex • fake dating • angsty endings for star-crossed lovers

FANDOMS

DEXTER'S LABORATORY - Valhallen/White Tiger
You can watch the episode where they appear together here.

• Valhallen and White Tiger are dating, part of the sneaking around they do is because they know the other heroes are going to have a million questions that they don't feel like answering.
  
• Valhallen loses his powers again and White Tiger has to take care of him while the rest of the team goes looking for the guitar (bonus points for White Tiger finding Valhallen cute while in his depowered form).
• The increasing amount of white fur on Valhallen's black clothes is what gives them away. 
• Dating a humanoid tiger comes with certain quirks, like having to schedule time off when your boyfriend is in heat.

SHADOW CABAL RPF - JOSH STRIFE HAYES/CALLUM UPTON
I won't lie: I'm at my wits' end regarding fanfic about them, because they keep referencing RPS being written, but I can't find any! So this is where you, author, potentially come in. As a note, I like their mmorpg/tech scams videos best, but I'm also passingly familiar with both D&D and Warhammer, so if you want to tackle this from a Session Zero or Warhammer 40k angle, be my guest.

• They go looking for fic to read in the charity stream.
• The photo Callum uploaded to social media while in Josh's room was decent enough, the photo he sent Josh privately, on the other hand...
• Flirting while playing a co-op game.

SPACELORDS - Lycus Dion/Schneider
I've gone ahead and collected (almost all, other character's voicelines about Lycus and Schneider, and weapon descriptions are not included) the relevant lore here.

What I like about Spacelords is the sexy, gritty atmosphere, and for Schneider and Lycus in particular, I like that they're actually pretty similar (violent manchildren who think with their dicks and love music and tinkering with machines!) but it's exactly because of it that they can't stand each other in canon - I think that after some time as the two guys nobody likes in the team, and having beaten (or fucked...) the worst of their differences, they could cause quite a bit of mayhem together.

• Schneider realizing that his impulse to annoy Lycus doesn't come from disliking him, but rather from having a crush on him and not knowing how to handle anything except negative attention. Maybe it's even the first time he's had a crush on a guy, and he's conflicted about it being Lycus in particular.
• Alternatively, Schneider deciding to approach his crush on Lycus like he did with Aneska ie by being an overbearing stalker. Clearly Lycus should be honored that Schneider wants to date him even after he beat the shit out of him! He only needs some convincing!
• They're sent on a mission and they're forced to work together to survive. Feelings ensure.

Or, if you want to go the NSFW route..

• Schneider using the video feed from when Lycus was captured as masturbation material. Either make it in the moment (maybe Schneider hacks into the feed expecting to laugh at Lycus' misfortune, but ends up liking what he sees a little too much) or later when he joins the raiders (with Lycus walking in on him and deciding that it would be fun to have such a little shit at his mercy, and since Schneider seems to want it anyway...)
• Lycus absolutely wrecking a virgin Schneider. He's older, more experienced, and knows how to do things Schneider has only ever seen in porn.

ZOMBILLENIUM - Jaggar/Francis
While the movie takes several beats from the comic, the movie is actually a prequel and not an adaptation, and it's not a required watch for Francis's and Jaggar's storyline. The comic can be found in english at comixology (I've read up to volume 5, so if you have access to it and want to include things from it, don't be afraid of spoiling me), and physical copies are available in retailers like Amazon.

Francis and Jaggar are opposites in design, personality and goals, and I adore every single second of interaction that comes out of it, from Jaggar pushing Francis’s buttons, to Francis coming up with ways to outsmart Jaggar, to them simply beating the shit out of each other. I’m also of the idea that Jaggar’s line about handsome demons is meant to be read as him being attracted to men, and if angry monsters are the most handsome, then it’s only logical that the guy whose life work he ruined by stealing his job is the most handsome.

• I really dig the idea of Francis and Jaggar already knowing each other but not quire realizing it, sort of like Gretchen and Charlotte, so take my word for it when I say you have 100% free rein to go wild regarding ideas of how to make it happen. A one night stand so long ago neither of them really remembers? A relationship that went bitter because Jaggar thought the idea of the park was stupid? They met briefly at a party and they thought the other was handsome before finding out their world views are fundamentally incompatible?
• Them having a tense, sordid affair during the run of the comic, with lots of bad, lust-fueled decisions.
• Jaggar promises to intervene on behalf of the park if Francis begs, he gets off on seeing how far he can push Francis before he either gives in and begs or accepts out loud that his pride is worth more than a shot at helping the park.