RMSE | 2022

[carpe_noctem]

You can find me on Ao3 as deadlyweiss 

DNWS

• violent noncon/rape — I don't mind it as long as there are no detailed descriptions of physical violence. Likewise, I'm ok with both dubcon and with situations that might make consent unclear (drunken sex, sex pollen, fuck or die scenarios, etc.)
• omegaverse/mpreg
• anything that emphasizes gender like crossdressing, genderbends, trans headcanons, etc.
• unrequested AUs, with the exception of canon divergence.
• scat
• emetophilia
• 2nd person POV
• lapslock

GENERAL LIKES
Gap moe • size difference • dirty talk • bratty characters being put in their place by the other half of the ship (either sexually or with just plain authority) • outsider POV • alternative POV • possessiveness • animosity as a way of avoiding dealing with ~feelings~ • less experienced character being taught the ropes by a more experienced one • canon mechanics (magic, technology, etc.) being used for sex • fake dating • angsty endings for star-crossed lovers

FANDOMS

KND: KID'S NEXT DOOR
Benedict Uno | Father/OMC

Father is one of those characters that I would love to see in a ship but for whom the available options don't do much for me. As for Father himself, I love him both as a menacing villain and as a guy who never got over his daddy issues, so feel free to pick whatever approach you like best.

• He ends up dating a guy whose only flaw is that he loves children, said boyfriend is only pretending to love them because he assumes anyone taking care of five must do it out of love.
• Father is the crush of a teenage aspiring villain.
• Rumor has it that Father's engagement party is going to have the absolutely most delicious cake ever.

STREET FIGHTER
Sagat/Vega

Sometimes you just know that two characters were banging offscreen, and that's Saga/Vega for me.

• Sagat has to deal with a very annoyed Vega telling him "I told you so" while they're imprisoned.
• Vega being essentially the male version of those characters that are a villain's sexy bodyguard, lover and right hand man all in one.
• I'll literally never get tired of reading fic with Sagat being Vega's sugar daddy. 
• Some sort of post-canon fix-it fic. 

THE TICK
Chairface Chippendale/Dean

The most relevant episodes are The Tick vs Chairface Chippendale and The Tick vs Science. In this particular case, I also don't mind if you want to incorporate elements of the comic version of the canon (like Chairface's son, for example) as long as they don't directly contradict the cartoon.

• What do the other supervillains know about Chairface that one of them just happened to decide that a big, beefy henchman was the best possible birthday gift for him?
• Chairface loves how strong Dean is, so he gets him to do stuff that shows it off like moving things around the house, beating up superheroes, etc.
• Much to Chairface's disbelief, Dean actually finds him very attractive.
• Things like kissing are pretty much impossible when both people involved don't even have faces, so Chairface and Dean have to get creative.
• The bodyswapping machine malfunctions and they end up in each other's body for a while.

ZOMBILLENIUM
Francis von Bloodt/Bohémond Jaggar de Rochambeau

While the movie takes several beats from the comic, the movie is actually a prequel and not an adaptation, and it's not a required watch for Francis's and Jaggar's storyline. The comic can be found in english at comixology (I've read up to volume 5, so if you have access to it and want to include things from it, don't be afraid of spoiling me), and physical copies are available in retailers like Amazon.

Francis and Jaggar are opposites in design, personality and goals, and I adore every single second of interaction that comes out of it, from Jaggar pushing Francis’s buttons, to Francis coming up with ways to outsmart Jaggar, to them simply beating the shit out of each other. I’m also of the idea that Jaggar’s line about handsome demons is meant to be read as him being attracted to men, and if angry monsters are the most handsome, then it’s only logical that the guy whose life work he ruined by stealing his job is the most handsome.

• I really dig the idea of Francis and Jaggar already knowing each other but not quire realizing it, sort of like Gretchen and Charlotte, so take my word for it when I say you have 100% free rein to go wild regarding ideas of how to make it happen. A one night stand so long ago neither of them really remembers? A relationship that went bitter because Jaggar thought the idea of the park was stupid? They met briefly at a party and they thought the other was handsome before finding out their world views are fundamentally incompatible?
• Them having a tense, sordid affair during the run of the comic, with lots of bad, lust-fueled decisions.
• Jaggar promises to intervene on behalf of the park if Francis begs, he gets off on seeing how far he can push Francis before he either gives in and begs or accepts out loud that his pride is worth more than a shot at helping the park.